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911 Is A Joke with DJ Dogshit and MC TenBob Hotdog

September 12, 2011

DJ Dogshit

Everyone remembers where they were on 911 don’t they lad?

MC TenBob Hotdog

Yehman, I was with our kid in Butlins, screwing the chalets with one of the chefs

DJ Dogshit

Nah, you were only 8 lad, how could you be screwing chalets with your kid in 2001?

MC TenBob Hotdog

What’s 911 again lad?

DJ Dogshit

Fuxake lad, the 9th of November!

MC TenBob Hotdog

Oh yeah, bommy night and that, boss, yeah I was burning down St Joey’s juniors, I’m on it now lid, remember remember, the 9th of November, penny for the guy lad, OK get us four cans of Skol Super and a packet of green skins then y’cunt or I’ll slash yer tyres.

DJ Dogshit

Nahman, not bommy night, that’s when Dick Turpin blew up Big Ben, I mean 911 when The Taliban blew up the Empire State Building. That was ten years ago this November lad.

MC TenBob Hotdog

So fucking what like? He was a grass anyway.

DJ Dogshit

Who was a grass? What the fuck you on about lad?

MC TenBob Hotdog

Al Queda. Fuckin’ grass. I don’t even think it was him they shot.

DJ Dogshit

You mean Osama?

MC TenBob Hotdog

Al Queda, the lad they shot in Afghanistan and buried him alive with his bird.

DJ Dogshit

That was Bin Laden y’tit, they buried him at sea, so no-one can put shite flowers on his grave, like them EDL knobheads.

MC TenBob Hotdog

Our kid’s in the EDL

DJ Dogshit

Your kid’s in Bahrain isn’t he?

MC TenBob Hotdog

Yeah, the Arabs, the lad what owns Man City lad, his firm, boss ken he’s got in that building that looks like a big fuck off sail in the middle of the ocean, brings in all the beak stuffed up his arse in nodders for the lads on the rigs n’ that.

DJ Dogshit

No man I mean the English National Front Party, those wools with Burberry hats and jarg goggle jackets what hate the muslims and all that shite.

MC TenBob Hotdog

Yeah, he’s in that n’ all, he hates the muslims since they bombed Manny city centre and killed that kid shopping for his ma’s Crizzy box

DJ Dogshit

That was the IRA not the muslims lad

MC TenBob Hotdog

All the same to me lad, send em back to Gyppo-Land, all them Big Issue beauts with their minty socks and sandals, that was our graft that lad, coming over here taking our grafts, signing on and getting free mobeys to call their birds and boss flats down Albert Dock next to Stevie G.

DJ Dogshit

They’re Rumanians y’know Borat and all that mob, high five!

MC TenBob Hotdog

Yeah him n’ all, that cunt should be the first to get sent back.

DJ Dogshit

Borat’s not a real person y’dick, it’s whatisname, the lad out of the Inbetweeners, the div.

MC TenBob Hotdog

I’m not arsed lad, as long as they don’t come on our patch, they can blow up whatever the fuck they like; Big Ben, Maccys on Edge Lane, TJs, just don’t come and take on the Scotty Dogz or else 911 will seem like the the 051 lad.

DJ Dogshit

Anyway, when’s it the 9th of November me and our kid are going to Southport boating lake for a grin, if you’re interested lad.

MC TenBob Hotdog

Boss!

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