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From AA Gill to ZZ Hill

February 22, 2011

some double initial people and things we like (or have desperately searched for on google)  

AA Gill – the thinking man’s Clarkson 

‘Some time ago, I made a cheap and frankly unnecessary joke about Clare Balding looking like a big lesbian. And afterwards somebody tugged my sleeve to point out that she is a big lesbian, and I felt foolish and guilty.  

‘So I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise. Sorry. Now back to the dyke on a bike, puffing up the nooks and crannies at the bottom end of the nation.  

‘So we followed Clare’s muscular backside towards Ilfracombe, stopping on the way for an exhaustive look at a waterpowered lift and some views of a disaster.  

‘I warm to Clare as a presenter. Away from sport she has a comfortable, no-nonsense enthusiasm; when every other girl on television is winsome and coquettish, it’s a relief to be talked to by someone who isn’t flirting down the lens. Though I’m not sure this is much of a format.

‘I’d like to see her as a sturdier Judith Chalmers, possibly in lederhosen. I wonder if the production team noticed that, even through three layers of Viyella and Gore-Tex, Clare has heroically assertive nipples

BB King – aul blues bore

Ce Ce Rogers – Someday

Dee Dee Sharp

EE Cummings – dead poet

FF – Bangladeshi Freedom Fighters

GG Allin – hardcore punk divvy

HH Holmes – wacky serial killer

II Capn – Beefheart lid!

JJ Cale – Cocaine

KK Partizan – boss basketball bodz

LL Cool J – whopper rapper’s Jack The Ripper

MM Design – Paris

NN – Norfolk and Norwich’s top Festival

OO – the OO Sound on CBeebies – trippy maaaaan!

PP Arnold – still the queen of Mod

QQ Plots – serious maths shit – roadrunner


SS Laconia

TT Races – smellies getting squashed on the Isle Of Man

UU – UNO – climate change freaks.

VV Brown

WW Norton – Publishers

Xx – neo retro electro minimalists

YY (why Delilah?)

ZZ Hill – deep soul brother


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